1. I told you I was sick. (with your name on the tomb
stone)
2. Justin Pieces lies here (A group of small stones placed together
around a slightly larger tomb stone. Other stones say 'and here'.)
3. Here lies my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
And now so do I.
4. Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again
5. Here lies Johnny Yeast
"Pardon me for not rising."
6. Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again
7. Rest in peace cousin Huet
We all know you didn't do it (from the Haunted Mansion at Disney World)
8. Here lies good old Fred
A great big rock fell on his head (from the Haunted Mansion at Disney
World)
9. While living men my tomb do view,
Remember well, here's room for you
10. Here lies English who promised a vision
But all the kids decided to stick with division.
- Jeanne J.
11. Here lies Linda Bright
Who could never live alone by night
Run away to your home, go quick
'Cause if she sees you, she will hold you tight.
12. Splattered blood, dangling bones
Nothing frightened this dear Jones
And he must be too sure of his might
For he ventured out on Halloween night
13. Here lies brave Mr Tulf
Who was eaten by a werewolf
But he got to rule an empire
For he was rescued by a vampire
